On fb, see what u think might be a hot guy, look through profile pics to find they are not, dissapointment
Bitchy girls are like shit on your shoe, they stink and they never completely go away
The only hoe on your speed dial

My favorite type of man with my favorite type of dog ;) hng

Reblog if you want a ‘fuck, marry, kill’ in your ask.
Shades, Short Shorts, Shots

life is perfect

I respect one direction

unlike jonas bros and justin biebs

Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
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tashabatata:

SNL’s Game of Thrones

I wouldn’t be surprised if this really was the thought process behind those scenes, har.

meanwhile, Misha.

Everyone can go fuck themselves

Girls are such fucking bitches I can not take it any longer, why did I have to go to a school with a 1% population of male students, where .8% like the other guys in my school -.-